EDITOR: The show to end all shows
Not so far from Broadway, preparations are in full gear for the great show at the UN, where Abbas will do what was to be done some four decades ago, and Netanyahu will ‘tell the truth’. That will certainly be a first! He certainly has never done this before, so tickets are selling out for this bizarre boxing match, which like so many boxing matches, is pre-sold and predetermined. Akiva Eldar’s piece in Haaretz manages to get to grips with Netanyahu’s mad bluster, and deflate this balloon.
Netanyahu’s ‘speech of truth’ at the UN: Haaretz
No Palestinian leader can allow himself to give up at the outset on the right of return and alienate himself from Israel’s Palestinian citizens.
By Akiva Eldar
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has promised that in his speech at the United Nations on Friday, he will “tell the truth.” This is no trivial matter when it involves a politician who invented an encounter with British soldiers that happened before he was born. Nor is it obvious for a person who retroactively brought Rehavam Ze’evi into his government after the latter had already passed away.
One of the rare times Netanyahu told the truth was when he admitted that he had (also ) misled his third wife. Then, too, he did so out of fear of the release of a tape supposedly revealing an extra-marital affair. After the fact, Bibi learned that he did not have to tell the truth, since the tape was nothing but a rumor.
The following lines are an attempt to formulate Netanyahu’s truth ahead of one more speech of a lifetime.
“I came to this chamber, in which 64 years ago the nations of the world declared the establishment of a Jewish state, although the Arabs have an automatic majority here. Yes, I know that that does not matter much, since we have the automatic veto of the United States in the Security Council. More importantly, we have an automatic majority in the U.S. Congress and our lobby, AIPAC, has a grip on President Obama in a sensitive place. But how can we even compare the automatic majority against Israel to the automatic majority for it?
“Having already made Sara come all the way to New York, I will present to you my truth with regard to the Palestinian request that you recognize, ostensibly, a state of their own in the 1967 borders whose capital is East Jerusalem.
“I do not understand why they are making do with one country. I am ready to offer them at least four: one in Gaza, the second an enclave in the Nablus area – with perhaps a tunnel to Tul Karm, the third in the Ramallah district, and the fourth in the Hebron Hills, without, of course, Baruch Marzel and the Tomb of the Patriarchs.
“You can learn about my truth with regard to the Jordan Valley from the tape of the meeting with settlers in Ofra 10 years ago. I told them that during my first term as prime minister, the Americans promised me that I would be the one to sketch the borders of ‘defined military sites’ in the territories that according to the Oslo Accords would remain in Israel’s hands. I told the settlers that the way I see it, the entire Jordan Valley is a military zone and I boasted that ‘from that moment I stopped the Oslo Accords.’
“I said in my speech at Bar-Ilan University that I support a two-state solution. That was shortly after President Barack Hussein Obama’s Cairo speech, when I was afraid he would call my bluff and go all the way with his Muslim friends.
“I understand that if I keep wasting my time distributing macho pictures to the media, even Glenn Beck, if he is elected president of the United States, will not be able to ensure that the State of Israel does not become a pariah state like apartheid South Africa. And so I have to toss the ball into the Palestinian court.
“Despite the political price I will pay for this, and the rebuke I’ll get from my father, I will reveal to you today for the first time things that were unknown until now: I told Obama I was willing to withdraw from 95 percent of the West Bank and to conduct negotiations over exchanges of territory. But don’t get too excited, since I conditioned this revolutionary proposal on two things: First, the Palestinians’ express agreement that the negotiations will result in a peace treaty between the state of the Palestinian people and the nation state of the Jewish people; and second, a pre-understanding that the agreement on the establishment of a Palestinian state will constitute the end of the conflict without hearing any more about the return of refugees. From my perspective, these are iron-clad conditions.
“I know that from the point of view of Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas, accepting these conditions is like suicide. No Palestinian leader can allow himself to give up at the outset on the right of return and alienate himself from Israel’s Palestinian citizens, particularly at a time when we are settling Jews in all parts of the West Bank and East Jerusalem. The truth is that this is the reason I invented these conditions. It is clear to me that among the Arabs, just like with us, politicians are prepared to kill and be killed on the altar of their country. See you at Masada.”
Livni: Israel’s diplomatic stupidity is pushing the U.S. into a corner: Haaretz
During a special Knesset debate ahead of the Palestinian statehood bid at the UN, opposition leader says she hopes Netanyahu will find courage to rise above ‘this terrible coalition’.
By Jonathan Lis
Opposition leader Tzipi Livni said Monday that the diplomatic stupidity of the current Israeli government is pushing the United States into a corner.
“The diplomatic stupidity that characterizes this government is causing it to put the United States into a corner,” said Livni, speaking during a special Knesset debate on Monday ahead of the Palestinian statehood bid at the United Nations. “The United States is making sure it won’t be singled out but how are we helping ourselves? We now need to initiate the political process. (Prime Minster Benjamin) Netanyahu tried to prevent this and now the Palestinians are at the United Nations.”
Livni addressed Netanyahu, telling him that it is not too late to stop the Palestinians’ bid for recognition of statehood at the United Nations.
“It is not yet too late to stop the process. It demands understanding of what happens when there is no process, and it also demands bravery to make a decision,” said Livni. “I am skeptic, but perhaps this week you will succeed in rising above this terrible coalition.”
Livni, who called the situation Israel is currently facing, “the eve of Yom Kippur” (Day of Attonement), added that “in the coming days the government of Israel will need to make dramatic decisions. Without reflecting on our past, we can’t make decisions for the future.”
The opposition leader continued criticizing the government for “the story it is selling regarding the current reality. The first part says everything is alright. The second part says that everyone is against us: (Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas) Abu Mazen joined forces with Hamas, (Turkey’s Prime Minister Recep Tayyip) Erdogan is an Islamist and in Egypt it is impossible to know what will happen, everyone is anti-Semitic and all that’s left [for Israel] to do is to wait and see what will happen.” She then added, “Israel is indeed correct, but the government is mistaken.”
Livni emphasized that even though Israel has many enemies it has a friend in the United States. “Next to all these enemies Israel has friends, and at the top of that list is United States, who is willing to guarantee Israel’s security. They don’t understand Israel’s policy, they don’t understand why the stubbornness over settlements, they don’t believe the prime minister of Israel when he says ‘two states’ but doesn’t do anything about it. And this saddens me because I am a citizen of the state,” said Livni.